FEBRUARY 2018 : ABC News daily features CTP uncontrollable gas...

FEBRUARY 2018 : ABC News daily features CTP uncontrollable gas flaring. Greens , Lock The Gate , Labour governments outraged call for Royal Commission. Country Party doesn't understand the problem.
JUNE 2019 : CTP press release disclosing world's best ever gas flow rates. Overwhelming media clamour for interviews forces CTP to recognise its failure in shareholder / media relations management ; appoints Australia's most successful public relations firm to handle ongoing shareholder / media relations ; appoints small shareholder's representative to Board.
JANUARY 2020 : Australia's first Aboriginal Prime Minister speaks in Parliament describing how CTP saved East Coast gas market in time of emergency. P.M. says CTP set the standard for replacement of FIFO and initiation of Aboriginal employment, training, community development, and industrial / corporate role modelling. CTP corporate behaviour model is to be embedded in Federal law. Press speculates about New Years Honours list.
JUNE 2020 : Following Australian and North American brokers initiation of coverage CTP shares rocket to AU $ 70 to $130. Large shareholders appalled when small shareholders move into their leafy suburbs and enroll their kids in their exclusive private schools ; claim social networks will be disrupted.
DECEMBER 2020 : Former CTP shareholders who sold their shares during SOA for 20c found alcoholic / addicted / homeless ; featured on T.V. current affairs programmes complaining about how they were treated and advising viewers not to do what they had done.
JANUARY 20121 : Richard Cottee, still grieving over the deaths of Duke of Windsor and the Queen, is knighted by King Charles. R.C. is acknowledged for his Karl Marx like spreading of wealth among small shareholders. A short time later R.C. has heart attack and dies. Robert Hubbard lobbys King Charles and Charles agrees R.C. can be buried next to Winston Churchill.
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