Reminds me of an old joke about a manufacturer who was...

Reminds me of an old joke about a manufacturer who was discussing with a friend how his factory burned down but that all was OK because the insurance covered it. His friend said that his business had been destroyed by floods. The first man said “how do you organise a flood?”

Is this an excuse/plea for special market intervention / support?

But seriously, Duicorp, when will the market let me buy in at $5.