But Alas, realization soon set in.. he was still a kiwi no matter how hard he tried to change. The poor fellow finally gave up his dream of becoming a better person and moved home where he was promptly proclaimed as the most Intelligent person in the land..... and he lived happily ever after sinking tinnies from his esky and admiring his thongs while laughing at the antics of the shepherds frolicking with their flocks. :)
