Struts, we are pleased to advise that significant progress has...

Struts, we are pleased to advise that significant progress has been made at Utah. 5 wells are now on production and once flows are stabilised, only then will we advise long it will take to fill your gas bottle. Management are confident that production will commence imminently. Ooops, I meant production commenced a year ago, but flow rates with stabilise imminently.

Disclaimer: The term 'imminently' cannot be defined with a quantitative duration until dewatering operations are complete. Management are not responsible for how you choose to interpret the word, and if you and your family are hungry as a result of your interpretation.