Hollywood has spoken: Residents of beleaguered Springfield, Ohio, must embrace the hordes of Haitian immigrants — and their unique cultural traditions — that have been foisted upon the small town. Springfield, of course, has been in the headlines the past few weeks due to claims that some in the immigrant community have been kidnapping and eating pets. Ambitious reporters have been descending in droves on the town in western Ohio in the hopes of determining once and for all what's happening to the animal population there. Donald Trump even made it fodder at the presidential debate on Tuesday. Singer John Legend, who once lived in Springfield, decided what the entire spectacle needed was his point of view. As a reminder, Legend is a raging leftist who supports criminals being released (and gets preferential treatment in return), looks down on Trump supporters, wanted you to stay the heck home during COVID, and is married to Chrissy Teigen, one of the internet's most well-known bullies. A moral authority on anything he is not.Nonetheless, Legend released a video urging the good people of Springfield to accept the immigrants in their town, along with their "dietary preferences." He assures everyone that "Nobody’s eating cats. Nobody’s eating dogs."He somehow knows this, of course, all the way in his heavily fortified mansion in Beverly Hills.
