On the chest of a barmaid in Yalewere tattooed the prices of...

  1. Disco Stu
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    06/02/14
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    On the chest of a barmaid in Yale
    were tattooed the prices of ale
    and on her behind
    for the sake of the blind
    was the same information in braille.

    There was a young sailor from Brighton
    Who said to his girl, you're a tight one.
    She replied Bless my soul
    you're in the wrong hole
    There's plenty of room in the right one.

    Boom tish.
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