A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with wind, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I'll see what I can do for you, take one of these tablets, three times a day, and then come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell those tablets were that you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's get to work on your hearing problem...."