Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me? The Princess said, No!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and he rode motorcycles and chased skinny long-legged girls with big boobs and he hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whisky, beer and Wild Turkey and never heard whinging and never paid child support or alimony and he banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
