I was having coffee outside a cafe early this morning when this...

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    I was having coffee outside a cafe early this morning when this blonde I had seen around often came running down the footpath wearing only a thin nighty

    She yelled to me that her house was on fire - could I ring the brigade?

    I said yes

    I asked ‘how do they get to your house?’


    She said ‘in the big red truck’
 
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