Yea, tho I have forsaken the comforts of civil life and my ragged sandals have trod the dust of many camel abashed deserts. Yea, tho I have delved with Adam, seeking riches from the frozen earth amongst the bones of those souls that have ventured thus hitherto. Yea, tho I have witnessed multitudes of mine plans proffering gold and precious metals from dross, I have this day witnessed a miracle!
it has come to pass amongst the faithful, that one sufficiently skilled in superaquatic perambulation and supernatural sommeliation can indeed and verily polish a turd. Witness, o thou faithful, the fruit of the rubbings of the Messiah:
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