A play on one's imagination (yours -follow the story with 'mind pictures') :-
-2 Very well prominent, successful surgeons, dressed impeccably, ties and suits, standing on a street corner, perfect weather, talking about general matters when they see an elderly gentleman approaching. Right hand seeming to clutch his backside....and somewhat displaying a 'distressed look'
-No 1 surgeon, an expert in Orthopaedics ... "My, my a possible case of hip dysplasia, if ever I saw one" -No 2 surgeon, an expert in prostate problems. " No, no I suspect an enlarged prostate pressing on the urethra, sometimes causes pain in the anus" -No 1 surgeon ..." shall we see who is correct I will confront the gentleman with our separate diagnosis" -No 2 surgeon..."OK let us see what the problem is"
The gentleman approaches :-
No 1 surgeon -- "Good morning sir, If I may be so bold, I am a prominent Orthopaedic Surgeon and my friend here is a very prominent Surgeon, a specialist in Prostrate Surgery...... As you approached us we have each made a diagnosis... I - some form of -hip dysplasia- and my friend here, some form of an -enlarged prosta
The gentleman looks at each, with a confused expression and promptly states " Both ----wrong! It was a wet fart! " And stumbles off !
