After NEO failed to find stardust on the planet California a new...

After NEO failed to find stardust on the planet California a new Empire was formed... the Galactic Force QPN.. with Darth Simpson the quest for oil and gas on the moon of Ranua was assured success..

With local expertise and friends from other sectors of the star system they planned to explore and drill for the treasured goods beneath the ground. In April 2012 the universe was informed of the imminent start of the drilling program.

Unfortunately the locals insisted on permission from skynet which miffed the new empire, obviously not knowing this was required the plans for the death star and drilling were held up till December. ..

Being new to this sector of the galaxy they didn't realise the grounds would be wet and the ewoks couldn't drill. The universe was shocked and dismayed but plans were in action to instead buy this planet, if we own it what else could go wrong.

Meanwhile the underlord secretary of QPN Darth Maul White was fighting off all the Jedi who were trying to gather information on how Ranua could be saved. Then there was light at the end of the tunnel with drilling bei g imminent again after the successful purchase of the planet.

Darth Simspon and the dark side now wish to further investigate this planet purchasing seismic data from the ewoks and working out a plan for what to do next...

In the meantime the Death Star was completed. Yoda died... as he was 900 years old and the project started when he was an infant and someone has solved the Rieman equation .. so....

Who wants to write another alternate version of events?
And yes this involved red wine