Years ago young Kevin WillsGrabbed a pick and climbed some...

Years ago young Kevin Wills
Grabbed a pick and climbed some hills

He ventured forth to make a mine
To find something that would really shine

"Oh yes, this will be the spot
Lets dig a hole and see what weve got!"

Diamonds galore he pulled out his ar$@
But later they all turned out to be glass!

"This will not do!" he said with a frown
"Maybe I should dig deeper down"

Then a Twiggy came along
And said "Thanks for the tenement you sold for a song"

"All this ore that we unbury
Youve made me the richest man already!"

"Hmmf" said Kevin all aglow
Lets dig a hole and see how we go.

"Wowee, I didnt know we would score
Look at all this bloody ore!"

So now dear people, all the talk
Is about waiting for the bloody JORC

Lets enjoy the hope of this whopper
Thats why we post our threads on Hot Copper

Sorry people Banjo Jondoori