> I cross ocean, > poor and broke, > Take bus, > see employment...

> I cross ocean,

> poor and broke,

> Take bus,

> see employment folk.

> Nice man treat me

> good in there,

> Say I need to

> see welfare.

>

> Welfare say,

> "You come no more,

> We send cash

> right to your door."

> Welfare checks,

> they make you wealthy,

> Medicaid it keep

> you healthy!

>

> By and by,

> I got plenty money,

> Thanks to you,

> New Zealand dummy.

> Write to friends

> in motherland,

> Tell them 'come

> fast as you can.'

>

> They come in turbans

> and Ford trucks,

> I buy big house

> with welfare bucks

> They come here,

> we live together,

> More welfare checks,

> it gets better!

>

> Fourteen families,

> they moving in,

> But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

> Finally, white guy

> moves away,

> Now I buy his house,

> and then I say,

> "Find more aliens

> for house to rent."

> And in the yard

> I put a tent.

>

> Send for family

> they just trash,

> But they, too,

> draw the welfare cash!

>

> Everything is

> very good,

> And soon we

> own the neighbourhood.

>

> We have hobby --

> it's called breeding,

> Welfare pay

> for baby feeding.

> Kids need dentist?

> Wife need pills?

> We get free!

> We got no bills!

>

> New Zealand crazy!

> He pay all year,

> To keep welfare

> running here.

>

> We think New Zealand

> darn good place!

> Too darn good for

> the white man race.

>

> If they no like us,

> they can scram,

> Got lots of room in

> Pakistan.