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24/01/12
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Two guys at the office coffee machine in the morning were having a chat. One had a remarkable black eye.
"Hell what happened to you mate - That's a real shiner!"
"Last night my girlfriend asked me how many women I've made love to.
I said, 'I really don't want to answer that love, you know I've had a past and I don't want to upset you"
"Oh come on" she said, "I can handle it!"
"So I had to sit there and count them all."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12.