A serial killer dies and goes to hell. He’s met by a devil.
“Welcome to hell. Do you like smoking?”
“Yeah” replies the killer.
“Oh boy, you’re gonna love Mondays. All we do is smoke. As soon as you’re done smoking, another cigarette appears in your hand. Smoke smoke smoke, all day long” replies the devil.
“Oh not so bad,” says the killer.
“Do you like gambling?” asks the devil.
“Sure,” replies the killer.
“Tuesdays are for you. Gamble all day long. Dice, cards, whatever. As soon as a game is done, ante up and the next game starts. All day long,” answered the devil.
“Not so bad here,” says the killer.
“Do you like drinking?” asks the devil.
“Of course!” responds the killer.
“Wednesdays are for you! Drink all day long. Wake up, drink. As soon as it’s done, bam! Another drink in your hand. All day long, drink drink drink!” exclaims the devil.
“Damn this place is great!” says the killer.
“You gay?” asks the devil.
“No, why?” answers the killer.
“We got a problem with Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays & Sundays.”
