a shipwreck

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    OK I will rewrite the ending just because you are special

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
    shipwreck.
    The only survivor was Lara Bingle.
    That evening, the man brought Lara to the evening beach ritual.
    It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
    gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
    Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again.
    He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in
    and leaned over to lara and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
    lara batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she
    could do for him.

    He said, 'Yeh could you take the dog for a walk!'



 
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