a short story - the kains effect

NEO SLOWLY ENTERS INTO CALIFORNIAN ASSETS

KAINS GETS CARRIED AWAY...250,00 ACRES SECURED FOR OVER $10 MILLION IN CASH AND SHARES

KAINS STARTS PAYING HIMSELF 250k YEAR...UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THE IDEA OF FARM INS AND PARTNERS. RISK MANAGEMENT AND LEASE COSTS INTERPRETED BY KAINS AS FAIRY FLOSS AND CORN DOGS AT THE ROYAL MELBOURNE SHOW.

NEO NEARLY RUNS OUT OF CASH. KAINS GIVEN HEAVE HO.

CAPITAL RAISING PULLS IN $6 MILL TO BE SPENT ON DRILLING TWO WELLS IN CALIFORNIA.

$6 MILLION SPENT. NO WELLS DRILLED IN CALIFORNIA. KAINS REPORTED CHILLING OUT IN THE BAHAMAS SIPPING PINA COLODAS.

QPN GETTING DESPERATE AGAIN. LOANS MONEY OFF MATES. DILUTION CLOSE TO 10%. KAINS SPOTTED BUYING OZ LOTTO TICKET.

NEW OPERATOR IN CALIFORNIA. MARKET RESPONDS WITH PUMP AND DUMP. KAINS LOCATED ON GOLD COAST PURCHASING $27 MILLION YATCH, PACK OF PJ'S AND A BOTTLE OF JW BLACK.

MANAGEMENT FARM OUT SUBSTANTIAL INTEREST IN CALIFORNIA FOR $500K AND A COUPLE OF GRAMS.

KAINS AND QPN BOARD SPOTTED OFF COAST OF CALIFORNIA IN $27 MILLION YATCH, DRINKING JW BLACK, SMOKING BIG DOOBIE AND LISTENING TO BEST OF MICHAEL JACKSON COLLECTION.

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