To the tune of "click go the shears" ..... whcih is quite...

To the tune of "click go the shears" ..... whcih is quite appropriate seeing's as how youse is gettin' fleeced!


Out on the range, things is lookin’ sick
There’s poor old jacko with his hand on his …..
Fixed is his gaze on the ‘puter screen
Glory if my oppies die I’ll need some morphene

Click go the shears boys click click click
There's Rupe with TeeFluff looking sick, sick, sick
Old PS looks around and with a hearty glow
I hate to tell you this lads, but I told you so!