A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves...

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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
    to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
    embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell
    asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM,
    he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to
    bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
    a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she
    replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow!
    That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own
    f...ng blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
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