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01/07/18

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Originally posted by ortstock ↑

Hi Folks -

I'm sure I'm not alone in wanting to do my bit in supporting our company ( yep, there's an expensive plastic wand in mint condition in the bottom drawer somewhere ) - so I moseyed on down to the local chemist warehouse this morning to see if I could lay my hands on some our technological enhancement fresh off the shelf!
I could almost feel the testosterone leeching out of my pores as I tentatively wandered down the ladies cosmetic aisle till my mission was rescued by appearance of a helpful shop assistant - I think she was actually wondering if she should be calling security ( Steve, we've got a devo in the make up...). I stuttered and babbled like a teenager on his first meaningful trip to the chemist and eventually articulated what I was after and she cheerfully lead me to the Olay shelf where lo and behold there were numerous packages of Magnemasks of varying combinations - Ort opted for fine lines and lack of firmness combo.
As friendly as she was she had no idea about the product so I made her promise to flog as many as possible after enlightening her about the origin of the technology and how and why it works......probably didn't do myself any favours by pointing out that Madam could also do with a kit as she was starting to sag around the jowls......

So I've done my bit and if the other half is happy with the results I'll be telling all and sundry exactly where to locate the fountain of youth! But nice to finally be able to purchase our product ( well partly ) on a chilly day in Ballarat - which can only mean it's indeed going places! Now if they were to educate the sales staff....

Cheers Ort

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Hi Ort,
You aren’t the only wand-wielding OBJ holder in the ‘Rat! I bought my kit through Amazon earlier in the year when I turned the big six oh and have had plenty of people say I don’t look my age . I’ll be making my way to the warehouse when I need to top up.

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