What will the permanently alarmed and terrified do when a vaccine is distributed? The virus has been a godsend to the permanently alarmed.
Will they revert back to being terrified by farting cows? Maybe they will have another bite at the climate hoax? Could the length of women's skirt send shivers up their spines?
The only certainty is that they will discover something no matter how insignificant to bellow in fear at and the ABC will be with them all the way.
