Mother in law - "How come you didn't get me a birthday present...

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    Mother in law - "How come you didn't get me a birthday present this year?"
    Me - "Well, you haven't even used the one I got you last year yet!"
    Woman Hitler - "FFS, it was a prepaid funeral!!!"

    (FWIW Mother in Law is an anagram of Woman Hitler....)
 
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