A serial dole bludger walks into a Centrelink office and sits down in front of the employment officer and says" I want a job."
The welfare recipient is well known to the employment officer but the officer still responds enthusiastically, "I've got just the job for you! There's a position available as a chauffeur to a wealthy couple's children. Remuneration is $200,000 per year, free accommodation , meals and they go away 2 months of the year overseas, so there is 60days annual leave. You work four hours a day, have weekends off. You drop the children off in the morning and pick them up of an afternoon. You are supplied with a Rolls Royce, which you can also make use of as your own private means of transport."
The dole recipient responds suspiciously "Your shitting me, mate."
The employment officer replies "Well, you started it!"
