Heres some tips to get employed by the ABCUse them and you...

Heres some tips to get employed by the ABC

Use them and you successful may be

First convince them your not of the right

If you cant do this your in an awful plight

You have to show them your a leftie true

That's the way to get them to employ you

Wear a Mao badge that may help

If Tony Abbott is mentioned give a loud yelp

Say you think leigh Sales is great

And also Bazza Cassidy her mate

As for Tony Jones and Kerry Obrien

Say you think both of them are fine

Say you remember Julia Gillard with gratitude

They'll really like that attitude

So good luck with your interview

Show them your a leftie true blue.