"It was the day when the land began to be liberated from the bond of economic inactivity and put to work"
Will someone think of the poor old land, sitting here for thousands of years without being able to work, not having it's forests cleared for farm land, having to put up with animals that weren't capable of pulling a plough. Thank God the foreigners came along with all their own animal species to overtake the lazy local marsupials and destroy the useless flora. Liberation, yay...
