A man is driving along a quiet country lane when, from above, he spots a Hot Air balloon descending rapidly and dropping into a field. Curious, he gets out of his car and wanders over to the Balloonist.
Balloonist:” Do you know where I am?” Man: “Yes, you have landed in the middle of a field” Balloonist: “You must be an accountant” Man: ”That is correct. How did you know that?” Balloonist: “ Your information is completely accurate but absolutely bloody useless””
