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A lot of good words from a lot of good people.
To show my gratitude,I will share one top joke with you all.
Sorry kiwi,its a little naughty.







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>>Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $4.00

>>Between them.

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>>Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

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>>He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large

>>Sausage.

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>>Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all".

>>Larry replied, "Don't worry just follow me".

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>>They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of

>>Jack Daniels.

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>>Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will

>>Be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!"

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>>Larry replied with a smile, "Don't worry I have a plan. Cheers!"

>>They downed their drinks.

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>>Larry said "Ok, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get

>>Down on your knees and put it in your mouth."

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>>Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them

>>Out.

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>>They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk - all for

>>Free.

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>>At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this

>>Anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

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>>LARRY SAID, "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD

>>BAR!"

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