Bamma, the first step to recovery is to admit you have a...

Bamma, the first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem. Good for you that you took that step. We here at MA (Molopo Anonymous) are here to help you with our 12 step programme. The second step (after admitting you indeed have a problem) is to be assigned a sponsor. I am taking a personal interest in your case and have therefore assigned myself as your sponsor.

Now as your sponsor my first duty is to remove temptation by having you sign over your entire MPO holding to me. I will be forwarding all necessary documents tonight. Please have them signed and returned by no later than 9.28pm tonight.

God bless you and remember we are only thinking of your best interests.