> Subject: : Catholic Education
Hope this does not offend any Catholics out there..
>Little Tommy was doing very poorly in math.
>His parents tried
>everything... tutors, flash cards, special
>learning centres... In short,
>everything they could think of to improve
>Tommy's grades just wasn't working.
>As a last ditch effort, they enrolled Tommy
>in the local Catholic School.
>After Tommy's first day at the new school,
>he came home with a very
>serious look on his face. He didn't even
>kiss his mother hello, but
>walked straight to his room and started
>studying. Books and paper
>were soon spread out all over the room with
>Tommy hard at work. His mother
>was amazed. She called him down to dinner,
>and to her shock, the minute
>he was done, he marched right back to his
>room without a word and started
>hitting the books as hard as before.
> This went on day after day while his mother
>tried to understand what was
>making the difference. Finally, little
>Tommy brought home his report
>card. He placed it quietly on the table and
>walked directly to his room
>to hit the books again. With great
>curiosity, Tommy's mom opened the
>report card, and to her delight, little
>Tommy got an A+ in math!
> She had to know why the Catholic School had made
>such a difference, so she went
>to Tommy's room.
> "So, what was it? Was it the nuns?", she
>asked. Little Tommy kept his eyes on the ground
>and shook his head, "No".
> "Was it the books... the discipline, the
>structure, the uniforms?"
> Little Tommy again shook his head, "No".
> "Then what was it?"
> Little Tommy looked at her, with a fearful
>expression on his face, and
>finally answered, "Well, on the first day
>of school, when I saw that guy
>nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't
>f%#*ing around".
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