Err, right....you do realise this is a humour thread?

MND

Monadelphous inks $200M contract with Woodside to help build Pluto LNG – but will it make Scarborough cheaper?

IGO

IGO kicks off earn-in copper drilling on-site Encounter's Yeneena play as it adopts new identity

Nine's staff strike as Paris Olympic coverage begins

ASX Market Open: ASX200 to rise for Friday session | July 26

Capital raisings wrap: Brainchip, Ovanti, Lake and VHM

NVA

Nova locks in NASDAQ US market listing at a value of only US$3.3M as ASX gets quieter and quieter

HRZ

Horizon firms up ore reserve for Boorara ahead of FY25 Q1 development decision

MIN

MinRes jumps 5% as the company meets production guidance – depressed iron ore prices be damned

TRP

Tissue Repairs soars nearly 32% on TGA approval for wound healing gel

RHK

Red Hawk upgrades Blacksmith with DSO mineral resource at the Eagle Deposit