Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...
Trading for me today was all TDN - Found it hard to concentrate due to other things (people) going on in the office.. but managed 1 income trade and sitting on a parcel at 83 for an overnight hold..
On a really shitty note - (finally) went to the oral surgeon I have been avoiding for about a year only to find out that he wants to take 4 teeth out all at the same time at the end of July..
Told him if he gives me a months supply of Endone he can do what ever he wants!
