OT - today reminds me of a slow day I had last week......
I decided to take a day off last week and visited some of my professors in my old school. When I made my way into the entrance I noticed a dog was attacking a small child, so quickly grabbed the dog and throttled it with my two hands.
The next day the local newspaper reported the story with the headline, "Valiant student saves boy from ferocious dog".
So I called the editor and strongly suggested that a correction be issued and that the paper will tell the readers that I was a successful stock trader and not a student.
The next day the newspaper issued a correction and the headline read, "Pompous Trader kills school mascot".
