My suggestion is WAYNE. I recently witnessed the effectiveness of this name while I was waiting in line at the Woodridge centrelink office. The woman in front of me was being interviewed by the claims officer and I overheard her say. This is remarkable you have ten boys and their names are WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE WAYNE and WAYNE. That's right says the woman. Officer says: Doesn't this make it difficult if you want to talk to them? No says the woman. When it's dinner time I just hang my head out the window and yell WAYNE dinners ready. And they all come running in. Officer says: Yes but what if you want to talk to them individually? Woman says that's easy. I just use their surname.
