I turned up at Wimbledon, they let me play. I lost, it's not my fault I can't play.
I turned up at hospital to perform heart surgery, I've never studied medicine , the guy died, it's not my fault.
it's my wedding, I made the cake, I can't cook, the cake was terrible , it's not my fault
i rewired the house, I'm not an electrician, I killed myself, it's not my fault
I turned up to trade the stock market, I've got no idea what I'm doing, I lost all my money, it's not my fault.
You need a minimum 4 years experience full time before you can do something in the real world. But hey, the stock market let's kiddies play after 4 minutes
