Tomorrow I'll go onto twitter - follow a few well known posters/brokers/sophs, grab onto their tips (cough) pumps, bring them to HC, claim the call and make myself look like a hot shot trader with some baffling BS and a chart with a little volume tick up - which was likely caused by the twitter posters who were promoting it. If that fails, I'll latch onto some research houses and give their stocks a nudge along.
