O God, Creator of all things, besides the other kinds of creatures Thou hast deigned to produce the species of birds for the use of mankind. With these birds, Noe, as he was leaving the ark, offered Thee an acceptable sacrifice; and when Thy people were being led out of Egypt by Moses Thy servant, Thou gavest a precept that they should eat of these birds fried, with the colonel's special 13 herbs and spices, with mash potatoes separating the clean from the unclean.
We humbly beseech Thee, graciously bless and sanctify the flesh of these clean KFC birds, that all who eat of them may be filled with Thy abundant blessing and may merit to attain the well watered gardens of eternal life.
