strap on bombs dont get a nobel prize they get a darwin prize...

strap on bombs dont get a nobel prize they get a darwin prize for efficent removal of junk DNA from the human species.

Like the guy that had his girlfriend cheat on him and decided to fix his broken heart by putting a nail gun to his chest and fixing it that way - he died 2 weeks later in hospital after he tried to fix it again by putting a syringe with morphene the nurses were about to give him in his chest to soothe the pain of his broken heart.