A golfer teeing off at a pro-am competition sliced the ball into the spectator crowd. There was a cry of pain and a man was seen bending over clutching his hands together at his groin. A woman standing nearby who was a professional massage therapist suggested that she could help. She got the man to loosen his trousers and lay down, then she proceded to massage his testicles for about ten minutes. When she finisheg she asked,"how does that feel?" He replied,"Ok but my thumb's still broken."
