We should make all W2V employees work 7 days a week. No breaks, charge the employee toilet paper every time they use the toilet. If any of them have kids get them to drag the child to work & force them onto the phones. Why not? Free labour!!
Instead of a wage perhaps employees should pay Amos & shareholders here cash for the privilege of working at W2V.
If any employee has a problem with that let's sack them!! If it happens to be a sales staff, they may poach the W2V clients & bring them to their new VAT reclaim employer. Who cares! W2V doesn't need clients anyway, we can charge employees now!!!
Anything else?
Maybe kick them out of the office? Into the streets? Save rent. They can work in the sun, screw em! Now we cut the power & water to the building.
Saving heaps of cash now!!
What's next?
Computer? Why do W2V employees need a computer for? Ridiculous!! Pen & paper is the way of the future! No!! Why waste the money?? Rocks & dirt! They can scribe clients details into the ground!! Screw em!!
What else can we cut? Let's get our thinking caps on. I know, every time an employee breaths at work let's dock their pay!! Breath on your own time!! There's work to do!!
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