id like to apologise for the 4 day delay because of the bad weather
Landing is NOT guaranteed but we will end up somewhere in Zimbabwe
Our safety standards are so high, even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us
We regret to inform you that todays inflight movie will not be shown because we forgot to record it from the television
For those of you who cant fasten your seat belt please use your OWN belt and fasten it to the seat
