Prime Minister Albanese visits a remote Northern Territory AboriginalReservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, thePrime Minister asks the chief if there is anything they need.
" Well, " says the chief,
" We have three very important needs. First, we have a medicalclinic but no doctor to man it."
Albo whips out his mobile phone, dials a number, talks to somebody fortwo minutes and then hangs up.
" I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.Now what was the second problem?”
"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation haspoisoned the water our people have been drinking for dozens of years. We'vebeen flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."
Once again, Albo dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes,and then hangs up.
"The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed forsetting up a purification plant for your people.
Now what was that third problem?"
The chief looks at him and says,"We have no mobile phone reception up here!
