University workers increase their income by "research" into...

University workers increase their income by "research" into cause and effect.

(have a couple professors in close family)

One of the favorites is the sugarry drinks probe.
It has been done in every country of the globe counless times
You don't have to do much as all the statistics you
could ever want is in someone else's report.

Dopey politicians have never worked out the racket
or the public servants are in on it too.