This apparently happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a few glasses of single malt afterwards. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to an alcotest and asks the Englishman if he knows why he has just been arrested.
With humour, the Englishman answers: And do you know that this is a right-hand-drive British car and that my wife is driving on the other side?
