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Iron Ore hopeful Australasian Resources has set a record for the number of days it has gone since making a market sensative annoucement to the ASX (Australian Stock Exchange). It had previously gone a maximum of only 20 days since making a relevent and really sensative annoucement to the market since the appointment of MR Caruso as Managing Director. But in an astonishing effort they have now gone 38 days, the company has refused to speculate but it is widely believed the appointment of Stephen Abbott was to assist Caruso come up with some more beauties. Bets are that when the next one is released it will be a masterpiece. Punters are advised to watch out for sudden share price movement as this will indicate Caruso, Abbott, Palmer, Chen and Zhenggui have all agreed to the wording, apparently the Chinese are fussy how info is released to market. After the Exim Bank visit in 07 and the realisation by them of how big the Balmoral project is they want a bigger piece of the pie, Shougang has asked for more Iron Ore per annum and Clive has finally agreed to give some up, it's only the wording they can't agree on. Hence Abbotts appointment he's apparently good at writting technical stuff that will keep the Premier happy. Definatley no more silly stuff about Uranium or leaches in heaps, just about how much of the red stuff per annum we can have and how long till it gets here. Watch this space news soon surely 38 days since a red flag is long enough for any speccie in these times.
By Iva Dunwaiting