To be able to sell their monitors in the US, bzi need to make...

To be able to sell their monitors in the US, bzi need to make some modifications.

Now what would they be?....

. bigger buttons.
. less buttons, on, off - any more might confuse.
. pretty colours (sorry colors).
. a big green or red flashing light saying GOOD or BAD.
. a feature to detect if the patient is either a terrorist, communist, Mexican, pervert or from Ohio.
. a feature to test the patients credit rating.
. a feature to test wether the patient actually has a brain. This is the US, after all.
. a test to see if the patient is armed with a sub machine gun. Actually that's pointless, because sub machine guns are allowed - it's our right!

any other suggestions?