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This is Alvin the IdiotmonAlvin the Idiotmon be very confused...

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    This is Alvin the Idiotmon

    Alvin the Idiotmon be very confused about everything. Idiotmon have noted that there are 60 million shares placed in late January 2019. But Alvin the Idiotmon is thinking that there been about maybe 30 million shares traded everyday. So all them lucky people who got placed shares on day one must be selling and buying some of them 60 million shares everyday, in and out, out and in, and having great time.

    Never seen 60 million shares be traded round and round like in the Passing the Tcky Tocky Clock game. Family play the similar game called "passing the Bong", and last brobro left holding that there bong always be getting stoned.

    So Alvin the Idiotmon be biggy time happy for all the fine brobros and sistaladymons who bought those 60 million shares inside the placement and been selling their shares round and round to each other everyday and making good profit. That is one very fine way to becoming rich in double quick time, no kidding. Soon all brobros can be buying one Boeing 737 (second hand), one packet large chips and two baa-baa goats.

    Alvin be thinking of doing some fundamentalist analyasses charting but Mr Lincoln Augustus saying that technicalcolor analyasses charting much better. Alvin been thinking about all this with the help of some fine Jamicca Spejial Spejial Blen and cold Red Stripes and so now Alvin be trying out both them types of chartings and draw the funny lines that go up and down and round and round and be soon telling all the brobros and sistaladymons which one of them two is making the better squiggly picture, fundamentalist or technicalcolor.

    Holymagimon asking me to be passing the message to all the brobros ; "You must please be always thinking BIG."

    Blessing of the Lord, and always think BIG
    Alvin the Idiotmon.
 
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