Well at the bush pub one night.there was a massive wing ding: The local copper was most peeved, knowing that many a keg had been drained;
Aroound closing time Larry staggers out. and takes the laft and right trip to his car:
That cop has his eyes on him: Larry fumbles with the keys,but takes ages to open the door, He then gets in a takes ages to start the car> He goes back 3 feet He goes Forward three frrt The stalles the car:
The cop has eagle eye on him taps on the window and says blow into this:
Larry blows and the cop looks its 0.000
The cop say how come your 0.000
Larry says I was the night designated lemonaide drinker: So all the other could nick off back home
