That’s because since 1974 Ozzies have been pissed, drugged and...

That’s because since 1974 Ozzies have been pissed, drugged and in a coma and have let their freedom ebb out with the tide of multiple governments


Calls from the odd person to beware were met with chanting of the drunken mob that it was the best country in the world, so if you don’t like it - leave



Only problem is that the callers were right and the drunks couldn’t see it


Now - it’s clearer - and too late

the horse of freedom has long gone