You seem just the kind of person a Merchant bank would love to have on board.
If your ambition is to become a politician then you can't have scruples. That's obvious.
If you are practicing to be a politician you are obviously perfecting the art of the "long boozy lunch that someone else pays for". At some one elses expense naturally.
You must work hard to get the 'talking for an hour and saying nothing' technique. That's a good one.
You break out in a heavy sweat if you have to tell the truth which you can't do, so you blame some one else. This is basic stuff really.
Kissing ugly snotty babies, firm handshake, a hearty false laugh and lying to someone as you sincerely look them in the eye...it's all in the manual
You are probably a natural.
You have all the atributes for the big end of town as well. A company CEO perhaps or a company director burrowing into boards looking for conflict of interest. (like a tick)
Heidi could use someone like you for her merchant bank.
Unless you became one of her customers
Moral of this. Never say publically that you aspire to be a politician
